i got people scared as fuck like when condoms break

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:21:33 GMT

Can somebody teach me The Hustle? And how to stop letting myself get interested in anybody with a tad of ghetto culture ish kinda personality?

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 19:27:36 GMT

I really want to go see 300 at an IMAX.

mine.

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 19:50:01 GMT

Glow in the dark, high top, Nike Dunks.

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:30:30 GMT

So. My dad got arrested. Again. I really thought it was going to be different this time. Now I just feel foolish.

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 23:26:41 GMT

I'm going to be a Godmother, to a babygirl named Naveah. She's due May 16th!

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 19:26:26 GMT

I plan on an excellent night. I'm off of work tomorrow.
Who's with me?

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 18:47:48 GMT

New Years.

Colin and I going up to the bar, and doing 5 shots right in a row.
Kevin making out with some fat girl in a tiara.
Kyle G dancing with a 12 pack of Blue Moon in one hand and a beer in the other.
Kyle G slapping Rockstar Bill's girlfriends ass, and then she slaped him.
Causing chaos in George Webbs with Chris.
Jake thinking he was going to fuck Nate's mom.
Jason making fun of Ryan's sweatshirt for like, 20 minutes straight.
Tom tripping out on who knows what, and the crazy things he was saying.
Falling in the mud while walking with Chris and Ryan, having them not notice, and then finally look back and yell at me for being so far behind.
Making fun of people we don't like with Matt.
And best of all, NO DRAMA!

The 7 Year Old That Goes By Andrew

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 18:57:29 GMT

Using the microphone in our basement last night,
"Shut up bag, shut up bitch"
"My mom's so fat"
"My mom's so gay she's got a girlfriend"
"I drink, I smoke, I do a whole lotta coke"
"Let's drink beer, let's smoke cigarettes, let's drink wine"

That's just a preview.

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 17:38:41 GMT

so my christmas eve was getting wasted off old fashioned and wine.
and then we opened presents. drunk.
it was pretty good. i'm going to cancun in june. and i got a new computer and camera. so, i don't know, i'm off of work tomorrow and wednesday, so i hope i get to hang out with some people considering my birthday kinda flopped, besides that i got to drink a bunch of hennesy courtesy carly, rachel, and morgan. but uh. i can't remember how to do any computer stuff anymore, so that kinda sucks and um. i'm done now. that was probably a waste of time to read.

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:16:40 GMT

Alright,
I have a fractured disc in my back, and tonsilitis, BUT i'm very happy because my mom bought me presents.
My birthday is December 22nd, and the party is also on Friday December 22nd, I plan on you being there, everybody or I may have to open a can of bitch slappin. It's on Chambers and Richards, I don't remember the address right now, but it is combined with Britta and Ambers birthdays as well. Be there mother fuckers.
Love,
Amanda Sue Bingham!

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 21:42:36 GMT

i think i'm going to buy a new pair of shoes every time i get paid.

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 21:41:06 GMT

Find your own pose!

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 19:44:34 GMT

i can't tell if i just think i'm not going to get myself hurt again, or if i'm really going to be okay.
i hate the little ways that your mind and body like to just go to what's comfortable.
it isn't fair. i want to pout like a little kid. and have somebody tell me it's all going to be okay.
but on the bright side, i have a bitch now.

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 15:57:14 GMT

i had a dream last night that i was at my dentist, in the waiting room and they had a giant salamandor.
that broke out of it's cage and chased me down.
and my friends random body builder dad saved the day.

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 22:30:48 GMT

what are all of you lovelies doing tonight? partying with me?

fuck this

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:57:21 GMT

i have mono. AGAIN

Sat, 03 Jun 2006 21:08:29 GMT

yesterday i woke up and hung out by amanda j's pool all day.
then went shopping with my mom and got tons of cute new stuff.
and then i got my nails filled.
and then i got a new tattoo.
mike lost my cell phone so until i get a new one.
i need some phone numbers.
so that i have things to do still.
and i'm super hung over. i think i might puke.

Sat, 08 Apr 2006 02:16:57 GMT

my mom and i went on an awesome shopping spree today.
and now ashleigh aka my girl, is making me a dank dinner.
and then i'm going to jakes.
I'M OFF UNTIL WEDNESDAY.
five days off in a row.

Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:42:21 GMT

it's carly's birthday. we're at carrie's house hanging out with carrie and ryan.
but i think everyone else is already asleep. i'm the only one who isn't sleepy. i want some ice cream from culver's. preferably the best flavor of the day ever "really reeces". the other day ryan and i got that when we were really high and it was delicious. i'm kinda doing this out of boredom. does someone want to hang out with me this weekend?

Tue, 14 Mar 2006 21:18:36 GMT

i have a hot girlfriend.

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:22:23 GMT

eating nachos at carly's while she's asleep.
ashleigh is my gff.
but we have an open relationship.
cop killah.

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:48:32 GMT

i've recently crashed onto a table.
fallen down some stairs.
fell into a wall.
and fell on some more stairs.
and took a parked cars mirror on the way home last night.

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 23:21:39 GMT

i hit a bitch.

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 01:09:44 GMT

i went to the titty bar last night.
i got a lap dance by the hottest girl ever.
her name was lexus. she was mos def the best looking girl there.
i went with chris, matt, and nic.
we all went to my cabin over the weekend with my momma.
it was pretty fun. they got us kicked out of the regular bar.
and then chris kept calling it back saying he was bob euker or however you spell his name.
my mom said she'd do chris when she was trashed.
tried to hump matt and chris.
called me a fucking bitch for no reason.
absolutly hilarious.
she's never allowed to have jager bombs ever again.
oh yeah and matt met a guy in the bar who was thinking about making a meth lab.
i'm sick of trying to remember hilarious things about the cabin.

Mon, 02 Jan 2006 19:46:55 GMT

i had a pretty good new years. sarah gave me hair extensions for the night and they were almost to my hips and they looked pretty amazing i'd have to say. i'm thinking of growing my own hair that long. ryan came home from his vacations and it was the best because i love ryan and he saved me from a very bad situation. i fucking walked from mitch pals house to a house by capitol drive in a dress and heels and my feet are still sore. i was probably one of the most drunk people and stayed up almost the latest. i wished that i got to see everyone in the world but i didn't. at like 6 in the morning some of my weave started coming out so i had to pull the rest of it out so i wouldn't look crazy. i'm not really sure what else i wanted to say.

also. anna carini, your dad looks like raffi i just realized.